1 00:00:24,996 --> 00:00:27,956 Miss Prescott, I'll just take a moment the documents in my office. 2 00:00:27,956 --> 00:00:31,710 Call me when the staff is back from the funeral. 3 00:00:31,711 --> 00:00:34,686 I'll take them to the office Mr. Grace pointing, Mr. Thorpe? 4 00:00:34,731 --> 00:00:38,031 No, it's easy here. How many staff are left? 5 00:00:38,066 --> 00:00:39,751 When the department store closes, 6 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:42,661 was still only the women's and men's section open. 7 00:00:43,161 --> 00:00:46,626 Loyal to the last. A sad day, Miss Prescott. 8 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:49,363 Indeed, a sad day. 9 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,291 They come up in the old elevator. 10 00:00:54,726 --> 00:01:00,771 The damn door is stuck again. Why is it still not OK? 11 00:01:02,069 --> 00:01:05,884 Insert the umbrella into the crack Mr. Humphries. 12 00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:13,787 Mr. Humphries has arrived. 13 00:01:27,022 --> 00:01:29,077 I can't get my leg up. 14 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:31,378 Pull up your dress. 15 00:01:31,378 --> 00:01:36,021 Will you help me Captain Peacock? 16 00:01:36,046 --> 00:01:38,546 Naturally. Thank you Mr. Humphries. 17 00:01:41,249 --> 00:01:46,474 We give you an ass. - I'm doing my best. 18 00:01:49,829 --> 00:01:52,044 Thank you, Stephen. 19 00:01:53,329 --> 00:01:55,964 That elevator made me ten years older. 20 00:01:55,964 --> 00:01:58,209 We've all aged ten years. 21 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,054 There's Mr. Grace Jr. 22 00:02:03,176 --> 00:02:06,574 Hard to believe that he is no longer with us. 23 00:02:06,721 --> 00:02:11,854 Died while diving with his nurse in the Caribbean. 24 00:02:11,854 --> 00:02:16,411 His equipment, although old-fashioned, was still perfectly fine. 25 00:02:16,692 --> 00:02:19,837 He would still be alive if the bikini top had been left on. 26 00:02:20,427 --> 00:02:22,952 It was a beautiful funeral. 27 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:26,383 I have always been moved through the melody of "I did my way". 28 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:31,889 The closure of the department store didn't do him any good. 29 00:02:33,015 --> 00:02:35,842 There must be something to inherit, otherwise we wouldn't be here. 30 00:02:36,877 --> 00:02:42,859 It's about our pension fund, what we paid for for a very long time. 31 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:46,524 Good afternoon everyone, this is mr Thorpe. 32 00:02:47,508 --> 00:02:52,318 We haven't met yet. I am the notary of Mr. Grace. 33 00:02:52,318 --> 00:02:57,158 Thorpe, Thorpe and Thorpe. I'm the junior partner. 34 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:02,433 The old Mr. Thorp is no more so good on your feet. 35 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:05,223 Would you all please sit down. 36 00:03:05,742 --> 00:03:07,890 Are we all there? 37 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:09,544 Where is Mr. Rumbold? 38 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:11,514 He wasn't at the funeral. 39 00:03:11,514 --> 00:03:15,519 He had other work for the legacy of Mr. Grace. 40 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,009 He apologizes. 41 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:19,303 Miss Lovelock is yet to come. 42 00:03:20,108 --> 00:03:21,793 Miss Lovelock? 43 00:03:22,014 --> 00:03:26,799 She was there when mr. Grace passed away. 44 00:03:26,799 --> 00:03:28,445 He was diving with her? - Yes. 45 00:03:28,481 --> 00:03:31,763 Was it her bikini top? - Beats. 46 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:35,301 My newspaper made a mistake. They wrote: During a good turn. 47 00:03:41,164 --> 00:03:44,387 I still have a terrible hangover. 48 00:03:44,387 --> 00:03:46,248 Which newspaper was it in? 49 00:03:46,248 --> 00:03:49,657 TheSun. - Finally the truth. 50 00:03:49,657 --> 00:03:54,480 Please sit down. - I'll just crash here. 51 00:03:55,745 --> 00:03:57,745 Nylon stockings with suspender. 52 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,048 Semi-dernier, seamless. 53 00:04:03,717 --> 00:04:09,316 We're not here for the estate of Mr.Grace, 54 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:14,588 it goes all the way to the home for fallen girls. 55 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,997 Nothing goes to fallen boys? 56 00:04:16,997 --> 00:04:21,690 I think Mr. Thorpe would like to continue. 57 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:25,446 You're probably curious about what happened the pension fund has happened. 58 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:30,309 The way you say it, already gives me the chills. 59 00:04:30,309 --> 00:04:36,464 Don't worry, it is all well invested. 60 00:04:36,464 --> 00:04:43,650 Like the Rangoon gas sock factory and the Whale Bone Company. 61 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,990 Very old fashioned. 62 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:50,497 Moreover, investments have been made in stones and cement. 63 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:52,309 As a building material or a building. 64 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:58,410 Mr. Grace has for the pension fund purchased the Millstone Manor estate. 65 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:00,879 We can sell that and divide the money. 66 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:04,774 It can't be sold, it remains part of the pension fund. 67 00:05:04,774 --> 00:05:14,314 It is profitable and the beneficiaries can use it. 68 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,241 What was that about ficiaries? 69 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:17,479 Beneficiaries. You are the beneficiaries because 70 00:05:17,492 --> 00:05:21,969 you up until the end your post has remained. 71 00:05:21,994 --> 00:05:23,999 This includes Miss Lovelock? 72 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:27,447 She stayed at the bedpost until the end. 73 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:32,962 This isn't Mr. Grace's only house, is it? he had a lot of houses. 74 00:05:34,492 --> 00:05:37,767 You're right, he has me promised one very often. 75 00:05:41,582 --> 00:05:47,592 It is the only house in the pension fund. It is used as a hotel. 76 00:05:47,642 --> 00:05:50,142 When can we see it. 77 00:05:50,462 --> 00:05:54,062 Whenever you want. It is in the village of Great Tender. 78 00:05:54,152 --> 00:05:59,677 Where is that? - A long way away, but you can spend the night there. 79 00:06:02,202 --> 00:06:06,317 Miss Prescot will make the reservations. 80 00:06:07,632 --> 00:06:11,672 You know the manager Mr. Rumbold. 81 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:28,212 There's Millstone Manor. 82 00:06:29,006 --> 00:06:30,119 It is detached. 83 00:06:31,945 --> 00:06:34,713 All country houses are detached. 84 00:06:44,492 --> 00:06:46,532 It's beautiful. 85 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:57,307 Can you change five pounds? - I think so. 86 00:06:57,307 --> 00:07:00,052 Can you pay for the taxi. 87 00:07:04,952 --> 00:07:09,942 Mr. Humphries wants you hold my pussy? 88 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:12,797 She is very calm. - I gave her a sedative. 89 00:07:14,097 --> 00:07:15,807 A poetry don. 90 00:07:22,991 --> 00:07:26,893 How nice that you are all here. Welcome to Millstone Manor. 91 00:07:26,955 --> 00:07:31,385 So this is where all the money is of our pension fund. 92 00:07:37,306 --> 00:07:43,131 It was built in 1576. - I hope the beds are aired. 93 00:07:49,287 --> 00:07:53,553 It's nice and warm here. - Where does that smell come from outside? 94 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:58,057 Comes from the farm that belongs to the estate. 95 00:07:58,082 --> 00:08:04,144 I love the smell of the countryside. Reminds me of my childhood. 96 00:08:04,144 --> 00:08:09,540 During the war I was a country girl on a farm in Tiverton in Devon. 97 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:10,719 I thought you were riding an ambulance? 98 00:08:10,719 --> 00:08:13,650 The war lasted a long time. 99 00:08:14,706 --> 00:08:20,094 I was also evacuated with a mixed group. Bullies have mixed up all the labels 100 00:08:20,094 --> 00:08:24,757 and long after D-day I was known as Gladys Wainright. 101 00:08:26,453 --> 00:08:29,277 I still get a strange knock, when I see thong panties. 102 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:33,238 So did Captain Peacock and he was a gerbil. 103 00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:38,102 Can a porter take our suitcases upstairs? 104 00:08:39,027 --> 00:08:43,478 We are a bit poorly staffed. - How bad? 105 00:08:43,503 --> 00:08:47,776 I called them together told me I was now in charge, 106 00:08:47,776 --> 00:08:51,769 how the hotel should be run, one or two changes, 107 00:08:51,769 --> 00:08:57,303 and I told it very clearly when they didn't comply, they could go. 108 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,563 What happened? 109 00:08:58,563 --> 00:08:59,390 They went. 110 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:03,554 Not entirely true. There is another assistant cook. 111 00:09:03,554 --> 00:09:08,484 It's good to know Mr. Rumbold is still an excellent manager. 112 00:09:08,484 --> 00:09:12,163 How to make money without staff? 113 00:09:12,163 --> 00:09:16,281 I advertised locally for new staff. 114 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,746 Excuse me, Mr. Rumbold, can I speak to you for a moment? 115 00:09:19,746 --> 00:09:21,291 Your attention please. 116 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:27,926 This is the manager of the farm. A reliable countryman Mr. Moulterd. 117 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:33,141 M O U L T E R D, Moulterd. 118 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,863 It's a good thing not everyone ran away. 119 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:43,775 Of course not, Mr. Moulterd has been here for years. 120 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:48,320 We've been living there for 200 years Moulterds in the village. 121 00:09:48,444 --> 00:09:50,268 A place of interest. 122 00:09:51,469 --> 00:09:54,899 What I'd like to know, Mr. Rumbold, what should we do with the chickens? 123 00:09:55,716 --> 00:09:57,602 We have chickens? 124 00:09:57,602 --> 00:10:06,446 It is better to let them run free. Free-range eggs yield more. 125 00:10:06,446 --> 00:10:15,517 So I let them go but they all ran away. 126 00:10:16,479 --> 00:10:19,444 Mr. Moulterd, not in front of the ladies. 127 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:23,377 Who's going to help me? to catch them again. 128 00:10:23,377 --> 00:10:28,614 Shall we all Mr. Moulterd are you going to help catch them? 129 00:10:28,614 --> 00:10:31,639 After all, they are our chickens. - Why not? 130 00:10:43,923 --> 00:10:47,713 It's so muddy. - A little mud won't hurt. 131 00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:56,823 I don't like the way where that goat looks at me. 132 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,771 Maybe he doesn't like the way when you look at him. 133 00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:02,166 Where should the chickens go? 134 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,014 There's the chicken coop. 135 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:07,929 Look, it's also freestanding. 136 00:11:07,929 --> 00:11:12,555 How do we get the chickens? back in their residence. 137 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:15,054 We trap them and drive them to the chicken coop. 138 00:11:16,954 --> 00:11:18,952 Captain Peacock knows it. 139 00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:32,187 You scare them. 140 00:11:32,187 --> 00:11:36,873 Mother doesn't believe this. Me in the countryside chasing the birds. 141 00:11:38,143 --> 00:11:41,112 What is that there? - That's a rooster. 142 00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:46,442 How do you know that? - It is larger and has a large comb. 143 00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:50,747 That's how it works in nature. 144 00:11:50,747 --> 00:11:58,825 When we put the rooster in the hen coop, won't the chickens come automatically? 145 00:11:58,825 --> 00:12:03,011 No, he has them all already had today. 146 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,217 There's another rooster. 147 00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:14,078 That's George, he doesn't like the chickens. And the chickens don't like him. 148 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:16,044 He shouldn't be standing like that. 149 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:20,383 I lost my shoe in the mud. 150 00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:22,238 I'll grab it for you. 151 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:32,217 Put your arm around me and raise your leg. 152 00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:39,382 I can't stoop any lower. Can't get your leg any higher? 153 00:12:39,382 --> 00:12:40,936 Certainly not. 154 00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:50,029 Mr. Humphries, would you like my hand? hold me and support me. 155 00:12:57,593 --> 00:12:58,792 This is how we shoe the mare. 156 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:03,956 I pull her between my legs and she can't go anywhere. 157 00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:05,771 Attractive for views. 158 00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:13,302 I grab my hammer and give her a shout and she gallops away again. 159 00:13:13,302 --> 00:13:17,928 Country talk Mrs. Slocombe. - They are close to the earth. 160 00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:19,453 I get hay fever. 161 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:26,998 That's old Betsy. There must be something wrong with her. 162 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,864 As you can see, we are self-sufficient, we even have cows. 163 00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:38,800 How big is the herd? - Two. 164 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:50,642 What's going on, my girl. 165 00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,311 She wants to be milked. 166 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,940 He speaks her language. 167 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:58,906 What are those curling irons for? 168 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:05,524 You put them on the nipples, start the machine and they are milked. 169 00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:11,990 Old Betsy doesn't like it. She prefers it with her hands. 170 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:14,922 You get a better result with someone. 171 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:21,556 She needs to be milked. Sorry Betsy, I can't stoop that low. 172 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,905 You have to wait until Mavis is back from the village. 173 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:25,498 Who is Mavis. 174 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:29,838 Mavis the daughter of Mr. Moulterd. She helps on the farm and in the house. 175 00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:32,568 Where is that damn girl? 176 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:39,654 I can't take it anymore. Miss Brahms hold my hat and give me that stool. 177 00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:45,934 Mr. Humphries Bucket. 178 00:14:55,219 --> 00:15:02,316 Mrs. Slocombe, I didn't know you could do that. - A skill learned during the war. 179 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:09,361 I know you. We were together on a farm in Tiverton. 180 00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:13,393 That's right you were in the war evacuated as a small child. 181 00:15:13,393 --> 00:15:18,771 little child, she was a big voluptuous country girl. 182 00:15:18,771 --> 00:15:23,626 I was a country girl later. 183 00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:35,563 I was a Pied Piper. How often have we don't roll around in the hay. 184 00:15:36,263 --> 00:15:39,348 You're mistaken, Morris, whatever your name is. 185 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:47,846 It gets very organic at this end. 186 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:58,648 Miss Brahms, you look so charming. 187 00:15:58,648 --> 00:16:02,563 You can be neatly dressed grab everyone. 188 00:16:04,614 --> 00:16:06,017 Where are the other hotel guests? 189 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:09,962 There are no guests until the weekend. That gives us the opportunity 190 00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:11,902 to solve the personnel problem. 191 00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:14,987 Has anyone responded yet? on your ad. 192 00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:18,047 I'll just check. Miss Lovelock. 193 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:20,190 You know Miss Lovelock, of course. 194 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,286 When did that get here? 195 00:16:22,286 --> 00:16:26,329 On her last night mighty Kawasaki. 196 00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:28,364 What exactly is that? 197 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:32,745 It's a very tough one, very fast engine. 198 00:16:32,745 --> 00:16:38,670 Mr. Grace loves his helmet to put on and crawl behind me. 199 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:46,730 A great old boss, I'm sure Miss Lovelock can tell a lot. 200 00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:47,890 Definitely not everything. 201 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:51,406 She will be here long. 202 00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:55,751 Mr. Grace left me his horses. They are stabled here. 203 00:16:55,751 --> 00:17:00,271 I live upstairs in the bridal suite, the renovated stable master's residence. 204 00:17:00,296 --> 00:17:04,245 Has anyone on our responded to your job advertisement? 205 00:17:04,245 --> 00:17:08,390 I don't know, darling. Listen to the answering machine. 206 00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:10,628 She's in high spirits. 207 00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:14,367 Her position is not completely clear yet. 208 00:17:14,392 --> 00:17:17,086 Mr. Grace knew what to do with her position. 209 00:17:29,636 --> 00:17:33,429 He's stuck. Can anyone help me? 210 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,150 Press the alarm button. - I already did that, stupid. 211 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:49,325 How do I get downstairs? 212 00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:51,141 I'll shake your hand, Mrs. Slocombe. 213 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:53,004 Get rid of him. 214 00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:01,288 Captain Peacock and Mr. Rumbold, would you please turn around? 215 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:05,199 Miss Brahms, would you like to help me? 216 00:18:05,139 --> 00:18:09,945 Lift up your dress and slide down on your ass. 217 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:19,267 It's a shame. You can watch again. 218 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,935 I love those old-fashioned baths. 219 00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:29,607 I had so much water, when it ran away, I ended up in a whirlpool. 220 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:33,338 I had to fight for my life. 221 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,690 I could use a drink. 222 00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:41,298 There is a bar. The bartender isn't there. But help yourself. 223 00:18:41,298 --> 00:18:43,712 What will it be? 224 00:18:43,712 --> 00:18:51,203 Gin and tonic. - Same for me, but not as much tonic. 225 00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:53,263 I have a tonic with it. 226 00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:56,053 What is it? - I never found out. 227 00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:58,623 Captain Peacock. you can get one preparing pina colada? 228 00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:04,048 A Harvey Wallbanger please. - That's more for Mr. Humphries. 229 00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:08,956 You all know Miss Lovelock? 230 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:14,374 She has the honeymoon suite. - I've never seen a honeymoon suite. 231 00:19:14,874 --> 00:19:16,402 I'm glad you're all here. 232 00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:19,293 There are things where I... want to talk about with you. 233 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:22,428 Are you free Captain Peacock? -Shake a few more times. 234 00:19:23,909 --> 00:19:28,764 Everyone sit down. We are not in the store. Everything very informal. 235 00:19:28,764 --> 00:19:31,279 Are you free Mr. Humphries? - I'm free. 236 00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:35,924 These pillows haven't been fluffed in years. 237 00:19:36,449 --> 00:19:42,817 I have the amounts here payment from the pension fund. 238 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:56,092 The return on all those investments should soon run into paperwork. 239 00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:59,094 That's right. The correct number 243. 240 00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:04,758 243 thousand pounds. - That's £40,000 each. 241 00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:08,488 No, £243 for each. 242 00:20:08,488 --> 00:20:10,799 Per week? - Per month. 243 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:13,843 Including Miss Lovelock? - Naturally. 244 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:15,545 What has she done? to deserve that? 245 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,370 It's better not to do that there about it, Mrs. Slocombe. 246 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:21,264 Shameful, £60 a week each. 247 00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:27,400 All those years, withheld from our paychecks. 248 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,775 Miss Brahms, we're screwed and I agree with that. 249 00:20:33,175 --> 00:20:35,085 I would for my mother buy a washing machine. 250 00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:38,340 Gloves and detergent can get them. 251 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,840 We can talk about it during dinner. 252 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,079 At least if we get something to eat. 253 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,620 I took care of that. Mr. Humphries, would you please sound the gong? 254 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:55,405 In what way shall I do it, louder and louder or one loud bang. 255 00:20:55,405 --> 00:21:00,435 As long as they can hear you in the kitchen, I don't care how you do it. 256 00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:08,640 Mr. Humphries lets me do it. I'm hungry. Where is the kitchen? 257 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,400 Behind the dining room. 258 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,170 Fire. 259 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:24,135 Nothing to worry about. Mrs. Slocombe sounded the gong for dinner. 260 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:28,325 She shouldn't do that. This is the fire alarm. 261 00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:34,020 And what is that red bell? with the fire sign? 262 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:42,085 That's electric. Short circuit in the bell caused the last fire. 263 00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:45,735 Step aside Dad, I have their dinner. 264 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:54,850 Once you've fed them, don't forget the goat. 265 00:21:56,580 --> 00:22:00,385 This is Mavis Moulterd, our helping hand. 266 00:22:00,815 --> 00:22:05,365 My hands are a little dirty. I just unclogged the drain in the stable. 267 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:10,680 What are all those containers? - I heated them up in the microwave. 268 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,385 Tandoori chicken? 269 00:22:15,385 --> 00:22:19,810 We dressed up for tandoori takeaway? 270 00:22:19,810 --> 00:22:24,270 Won't you eat with us Miss Lovelock? - Certainly not, darling. 271 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:27,510 I have caviar and smoked salmon in the refrigerator. 272 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:32,390 That is 1.35 for each. - Remove it from the pot. 273 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:35,090 There's nothing in the pot yet. 274 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:41,085 The money is Dad's if I don't give it back I get with the belt. 275 00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:46,545 On your hand, or.... - That's enough Captain Peacock. 276 00:22:46,545 --> 00:22:50,330 We'd better each pay for ourselves. 277 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:53,430 Can you change a five pound note? - Of course. 278 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:56,795 Then you can pay for me nicely. 279 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:03,385 I've thought about it. This is our house. 280 00:23:03,385 --> 00:23:06,805 And £60 a week in London is not enough to live on. 281 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:10,990 It's not wrong at all to stay here to live for nothing. 282 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:16,110 Free eggs and milk. - We grow our own vegetables. 283 00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:21,195 And the profit from the hotel. What do you think Captain Peacock? 284 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:25,665 I'll sleep on it one night. - Not much chance after the tandoori chicken. 285 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:30,775 Sorry to bother you with your snout in the trough. 286 00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:35,580 But something is going on in front of the door. 287 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:41,800 Tiddles must go through the ivy crawled out. 288 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:48,270 Someone has to help her. - Animals always take some getting used to. 289 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:53,526 Someone wants to help, that naughty one goat got my pussy. 290 00:23:59,016 --> 00:24:06,291 Poor Tiddles, here's your hot water bottle. Mommy has a big one. 291 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:18,051 Have a good night's sleep and forget that naughty goat. 292 00:24:18,051 --> 00:24:22,771 I'll just take a look there is a man underneath. 293 00:24:25,346 --> 00:24:26,871 Shame. 294 00:24:31,086 --> 00:24:33,141 Who is there. - Rumbold, can I come in? 295 00:24:33,141 --> 00:24:41,246 Mr. Rumbold, I'm in my nightgown. - It's just for a little while. 296 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:44,491 That limits the possibilities. 297 00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:54,576 Are you comfortable Mrs. Slocombe. This is the housekeeper's room. 298 00:24:54,576 --> 00:25:00,081 It's very nice, but why we can't do that in normal hotel rooms. 299 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:05,851 We don't have sheets, as long as we don't pay the laundry bill. 300 00:25:05,851 --> 00:25:09,541 I have a wet mattress. -Did it just happen? 301 00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:16,141 There is a broken drain pipe that leaks onto my bed. 302 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:19,551 Maybe you can go to Mrs. Slocombe sleep, until it is made. 303 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:26,466 Can it Mrs. Slocombe? - I'm used to sleeping alone. 304 00:25:26,466 --> 00:25:31,416 Because we've known each other for so long and it's an emergency, 305 00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,676 I will give my consent. 306 00:25:34,176 --> 00:25:36,101 Thank you, Mrs. Slocombe, I'll bring my things. 307 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:41,126 I'll see you in the morning, good night. - Good night Mr. Rumbold. 308 00:25:43,631 --> 00:25:46,711 Miss Brahms, actually I'm happy that you are there, 309 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,442 better with two, with him around. 310 00:25:50,076 --> 00:25:54,246 He has quite a unsatisfied look about him. 311 00:25:54,246 --> 00:25:57,826 I'm not going to do anything about that. 312 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:06,891 I was curious to see what this door led to. - Now you know. 313 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:14,521 I'm in the head waiter's room. There is no lock, please knock. 314 00:26:14,521 --> 00:26:19,946 I do my Jane Fonda exercises, before I go to sleep. 315 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,296 We don't want to disturb you at all. 316 00:26:21,296 --> 00:26:25,536 Better to close the keyhole, before we fall into temptation. 317 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:37,225 Information? I have problems with my mother. 318 00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:40,375 No, I don't need the child phone. 319 00:26:44,105 --> 00:26:48,260 I can't get a connection. The phone doesn't work. 320 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:52,770 Not my mother. The telephone. 321 00:26:55,308 --> 00:26:57,893 The number is 7 2 2 1 7 0 8. 322 00:26:59,678 --> 00:27:02,828 Will you call me back? Very friendly. 323 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,745 So that was it. I'm glad I'm here. 324 00:27:06,745 --> 00:27:09,530 It just depends on how you look at it. 325 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:18,305 I keep my socks on. - I'm glad to hear that. 326 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:22,195 Are you the new chef? - I don't think so. 327 00:27:28,205 --> 00:27:31,915 What beautiful pajamas. - Thank you. 328 00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,805 What a situation today. 329 00:27:34,805 --> 00:27:37,210 And there is much more to come. 330 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,885 Does your father know you are here? 331 00:27:44,885 --> 00:27:49,815 He doesn't care, as long as I don't get in the way. 332 00:27:49,815 --> 00:27:53,000 If he knew you were here, would he give you the belt? 333 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,235 Not always. 334 00:27:54,735 --> 00:27:57,020 He's not going to give me the leash, is he? 335 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:59,965 You're not going to talk all night, are you? 336 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,285 I'm not even going to move. 337 00:28:04,789 --> 00:28:06,820 Turn off the lights. The button is on your side. 338 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:16,845 Hello mother, it went extremely well. 339 00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:19,880 Not quite as you would expect. 340 00:28:23,325 --> 00:28:27,990 I'm in the cook's bed. No, he's not there anymore. 341 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,920 You don't have to go anywhere to worry about. 342 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:42,335 You never have to go anywhere again to worry about. Never again. 343 00:28:45,129 --> 00:28:52,029 Translated by Harry for Loes.